YunieTheOracle

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I can always tell when my body is doing well because I start feeling impulsive. Invincible. All other non-Becky types of feelings. I have been sick for the past few days, with a horrible cough and cold, and I decided to take some Sudafed to lessen my symptoms. However, this medicine, coupled with my other prescriptions, left me feeling floaty, weightless, and utterly serene. I felt on top of the world. Incredible. Eager to hum show tunes all day. While I was sitting in my US History to 1877 class, I was fiddling with my hair. It was gross. Long. Stringy. I doodled in my notebook a picture of me with long hair on one side and a short bob on t

I want to be famous. Not just any kind of famous. I want to be remembered forever. Not the modern-day kind of famous, because when you think about it, being famous is kind of a pain in the ass. There's paparazzi always in your business and there are always expectations and people to please. I just don't do well with that kind of shit. Today's fame is so fickle. I bet most of the population doesn't know who won the last Nobel Peace Prize (myself included), but could tell you who Taylor Swift is dating. Where's the value in that? Plus, today's fame is so fleeting. You think anyone's gonna know who the fuck Kim Kardashian is a hundred years fr